[Just Follow Law?]

话说刚刚去了深山修炼的YY今天去了忍者大学
想把学生证弄一弄不然就快变成illegal staying
哪里知道本科部门的职员是如此的not helpful
拖了再拖的matriculation package死都不要发给学生
部门的那个懒惰虫说...什么证明都那么不愿意帮忙
[act 01]
懒惰虫W: "i'm sorry...we can't give you the package for you to apply student pass NOW...
because you know lar.. we have to follow the rules and date...
and our staffs who can sign the letter are flying here and there...not sure how they can help you..
i think it's the only document can give you to prove you are continuing your master...
anyway, we can not help much with the student pass...
but we still need you to do your dissertation during this holiday and submit it on time...
sorry we just have no other choice...
perhaps you can take this letter and go to student service center....
they are PROFESSIONAL in doing student pass for students! TRY this!"
(Y_Y) :"erh...ok...but i just scare this is not enough to prove anything"
懒惰虫W:"orh then i really have no choice.. why don't you TRY 1st then see how does it go?"
(Y_Y) :" erh... ok lor... :S"
[act 02]
自以为清高的小职员S.Z.B... @ student service center
S.Z.B :"hi, what can i help you?"
(Y_Y) : "i would like to do my student pass... this is the ORIGINAL letter i got it from my department....and etc and etc...and i have to leave this country if i can't get any pass settled..
and i also can not do my preparation of dissertation too...and etc and etc"
S.Z.B read the letter and wondered what's this...
S.Z.B :"are you sure you are our student? what's your NATIONALITY? are you sure you have been offered a course and will get matriculated...?"
(Y_Y) :"huh... yes, everything is written in this letter....(are you blind?)...if you don't believe why don't you make a phone call to the 懒惰虫 in my department... he will clear all the doubts in the air for you..."
the idiot S.Z.B just refused to make the call
S.Z.B :"hmm... why don't you continue to use the white card to enter into singapore every 14 days? i think it helps...can i see your passport??"
she took over the passport and CHECKED carefully...(plz... i did not swim to here or by ship container)
(Y_Y) :"i have been using this method for the past 2 months already..and i have almost reaching the max days i could stay. but that's not the point...why can i get my student pass done since there's only one more month to school.. and since the school requires me to do my dissertation during this hols...why can't the school help us to settle any pass or even give a letter? why i need to go in and out from this country myself...?? is not it so stupid?! (isn't that a priviledge for a foreigner to get a STUDENT PASS since the school requires him to work on their school work during hols?)
S.Z.B :"then that's not our department's fault...we can not help you with that...we have our rules... the matriculation card and everything will be only given to you in end of july..why don't you talk to your department 1st and see how....hmm.. are you sure you are our student????"
(Y_Y) :"(argh.............) yes! i'm doing direct course from baach to maarch...!" (are you trying to prove i'm not the student here and don't wanna help me????@#$%%%, or you suspect every one is so willing to try to get a pass and stay in this country????? fuck lar you..)
(S_S) :" what?????? beg?"
S.Z.B :"yes... it's up to them..." (walao...kns.. you don't say until you have no any responsibility like that...)
(Y_Y) :"K i know already..." (gave her a black face without thanking and left immediately...)
P/S: S.Z.B stands for Siao Zha Bo
-TBC-

3 comments:
walao,我做employment pass/PR也是这样,超级不灵活,唉。
walao..............
that sentence--are you sure you are our student?
is like soooo stupid.i will scold her if i hear this word from her mouth.
uni also like that is really xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.
sometimes singapore is really toooo many 'red tapes'..too inflexible...
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